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Emelica2 5 points ago +5 / -0

And prepared to have it be postponed.

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Emelica2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Next time you're called a racist flip the table on them and let them play Defense for a change: "If I had a different skin color you wouldn't be calling me a racist right now--so YOU'RE a racist! Get your racism out of here you filthy racist! RACIST! OMG people are you hearing this racist here? RACIST SCUM!!!"

The key here is to not let them get a word in. They're great at the accusing game so they'll try to bait you into responding to them. Ignore everything they say and just unleash a tirade on them until they slink away. Bonus points if you can weave in Mysogynist Ableist Nazi Terrorist as well.

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Emelica2 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only thing missing is anti-theft wheel locks on the shopping carts.

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Emelica2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aside from the microphone thing, what’s he gonna do at the end of the clip. Walk across the grass?

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Emelica2 2 points ago +2 / -0

When discussing this with people make sure. to emphasize how much of the money went to other countries.

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Emelica2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are there only women in that poster? Was it repurposed from some feminism revolution they had planned on running before this military business happened?

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Emelica2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Which other tricks do you think the hedgefunds and their buddies have up their sleeves? I’m thinking:

  • Having WSB eat a surprise ban to splinter the base and cause chaos and panic sales. (Especially now that Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian appears to have taken the side of WSB. “Hey, this wasn’t coordinated, I’m losing money too, remember?”)

  • Getting (through threats, blackmail, bribes, whatever) Ryan Cohen to put out more shares.

  • One that I’m not sure if it works within the rules (love to hear if it does) is having the SEC step in and say “we have concluded that this stock value is way to high due to fuckery and manipulation, so we’re intervening and setting a maximum trade limit of twenty bucks for the forseeable future.”

  • And if all else fails, a false flag suicide or homicide that (amplified by media) will be used by TPTB to change the rules of the game on the spot.

(Also I’m totally expecting to see at least one opinion article go ‘the average retail investor is a straight white male and that’s bad and here’s five ways we should regulate the market to stop them’.)

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Emelica2 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s the same eagle as on the other flags, just turned sideways a bit.

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Emelica2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. If he fails they won’t paint him as the next Hitler. They’ll paint him as the first Trump. They’ll gladly sacrifice some of their crime racket assets to be able to say “omg look what a horrible crime imperium the Trump family was running through their businesses!!!”