A crash is one thing, a missile strike is another. https://www.businessinsider.com/iran-plane-crash-video-missile-2020-1 https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/10/middleeast/iran-air-flight-655-us-military-intl-hnk/index.html
And most anti-aircraft missiles are made to down a huge and fairly well armored airplane, bombs, fuel, everything into dust is possible. So imagine this thing getting turned into bits smaller than a soup can. https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Tupolev_Tu-95
If it was an AIM-54, an AMRAAM, or SM-2.. Most Navy missile boats have the SM-2/RIM-67B ready to go to intercept any sub launched short range missiles, they have the AEGIS coverage so they're more selective at range, and it'll simply get there before anything else. Or, what was AEGIS, before it was full blown AEGIS.. Which is a fucking 1300 page novel if there ever was one.
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/RIM-67_Standard https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Aegis_Combat_System
lol! I hate to be the voice or reason here, when your theory is more lulz. But, people who have heat stroke will just fucking topple like a domino when they go down. I speak from experience, face right into a god damned fan guard. WHACK! I recovered enough to walk to someones car, and then to the ER to see if my skull had shaken loose of my brain. ;)
https://www.conceptcontrols.com/media/amasty/blog/cache/F/o/1000/400/Forms_and_Symptoms_of_Heat_Stress_Graphic.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TBHMigbVnM
More important to know as its getting more insanely hot each year. They cover this in schools that have it together enough to offer basic first aid/first responder training. But, if not, here the info be. https://www.aedcpr.com/online-first-aid-class/heat-emergencies.php https://www.profirstaid.com/training/video/heat-cold-emergencies https://www.osha.gov/heat-exposure/illness-first-aid