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greatpumpkin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dear Kaiser Permanente,

Thank you for your letter of May 17. It is gratifying to see you finally realizing the fact that the Wuhan retrograde coronovirus mRNA gene modification injection is completely ineffective. The same realization I had three years ago, for which you fired me.

I understand Kaiser Permanente is currently undergoing staffing issues. Now that we're on the same page regarding the chicom bioweapon release, I find myself intrigued at the prospect of re-joining the KP. However, there are some loose ends that need tying up before discussing it.

Having been fired without cause, Kaiser Permanente still owes me 3 years:

  1. backpay.
  2. health insurance costs.
  3. retirement plan match.

In addition, a 35% surcharge is necessary to account for the rampant inflation eroding the purchasing power of my deliquent salary, to make me whole again. Once these minor issues are resolved to my attorney's satisfaction, I look forward to sitting down and negotiating terms for my renewed employment.

Sincerely and Respectfully,

Dr. X

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greatpumpkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow! Think of all that free renewable energy lost!

Maybe they need more taxpayer money to build better blower ...

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greatpumpkin 4 points ago +4 / -0

$20 says if a shoot-out did happen, Garland already had orders ready to tell the Secret Service to stand down.

Trump needs to get his own security, asap. People not under control of the enemy ...

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greatpumpkin 2 points ago +2 / -0

pfffffttt.

The cubans, chicoms, and ragheads are already doing that. Haven't you seen the bridges lately? Last year was practice on food production. This year infrastructure.

Next year's going to be a real shit show.

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greatpumpkin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Savings is the basis for all wealth creation, but, again, it makes little sense to save as inflation continues to go up. Nothing eats savings, or wealth, quite like inflation.

Exactly.

Yes, there's some real luxury items, steak, purfume, etc, but many are buying durable goods like extra clothing, appliances, food prep/storage, electronics, etc. Getting it now, while they can, before they cannot. The smarter ones are sticking to quality goods, that'll last a long time.

I'm holding my breath for Nov. That'll tell me if i wasted the last 40 years building up a nest egg, or not.

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greatpumpkin 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they ever get rid of that asinine state income tax, they might be worth a second look ...

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greatpumpkin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Money's in the 'treatment', not the cure.

The cure is for 'other folks' ... and you ain't them.

Follow the money.

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greatpumpkin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't worry, you're safe for now.

Hillary recently loaned out her hitmen to Boeing.

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greatpumpkin 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's always one asshole, of your inner circle, or orbiting farther out, ready and willing to sell you out for their '30 pieces of silver'.

They got him at his birthday party. I'm going to go out on a limb here, and suggest :

  1. it was one of the hired help, and
  2. if the long arm is reaching for you, stay off the damn internet until the deadline actually passes.
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greatpumpkin 4 points ago +4 / -0

He doubled gas $ at the pump.

What an asshole.

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greatpumpkin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are these the same UN troops raping little kids in Haiti, or the kinder, more benevolent UN troops that only rape adults?

reuters

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greatpumpkin 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are they trying to distract us from this week?

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greatpumpkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Trump believed the swamp was limited, that the majority of gov't was hard working, red blooded Americans.

He knows better now.

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