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penisse 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s always nice to read from you. Everything is good this side of the Atlantic.πŸ™πŸ»πŸ”₯

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penisse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mary!πŸ€—πŸ’

I was wondering why I was in such a bad shape, then I read my blood pressure medicine leaflet and immediately wrote my doctor an email with nice graphics. The more it goes, the more I despise Big Pharma.

Have a blessed day: I will be driving this afternoon.

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penisse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actual achievement: could hold his breath for… well, a second less than should have.🀭

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penisse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello Fren, I had not seen your posts for a while and was considering sending you a message. I am glad it was just about me being jet-lagged. I pray everything goes well for you.πŸ™πŸ»πŸ”₯

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penisse 12 points ago +12 / -0

That man looks like a damaged truck.🀭

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penisse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good news, Fren: in my other comment you will find ALL the next posts.

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penisse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mary!πŸ€—πŸ’

Here it is: made from premium quality lemons.πŸ€“

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penisse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please, don’t call this swarm of demons a Family.

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penisse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last time Kro$oft played with AI it ended well with Tay, then re-educated by 4chan.🀭

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penisse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hello my Dear Tweetie! πŸ€—πŸ’

Despite the rain and an exhausting beginning (these 30 pounds brush cutters) I found some nice time to watch idioticbut entertaining movies, kickstart a new software project, cook 2 barbecues and even have an apero with neighbours and evening fires in the chimney. The best that happened is to wake up naturally at 8:30 everyday and go to sleep before eleven. It was looong due and it gave me lots of time in the morning.πŸ₯³

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penisse 21 points ago +21 / -0

Sometimes hemorrhoids make sitting on a throne quite unpleasant, however luxuous it could be.🀭πŸ”₯

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penisse 3 points ago +3 / -0

He made us friends!πŸ™πŸ»πŸ’β€οΈ

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penisse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mary!πŸ€—πŸ’ Everything has been so sweet since I realized praying is knowing God always listens and never leaves us alone.πŸ™πŸ»

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penisse 4 points ago +4 / -0

What about the acid or knife attacks in London? Aren't these all what he says, except its under his very juridiction?

Criminally incompetent and irrelevant. This guy is to politics what English cooking is to even some tasteless people...

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penisse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have a blessed time with the little ones.πŸ€—πŸ’

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penisse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, just packing and driving back. Some deluded colleague also want me to spend my week meeting in ZΓΌrich, that would be 3 times 3 hours in a train. But then, I have to adapt. Since the lockdown, I have not been out much.

I need to phrase an autistic plea: people like me invented and developed what is now known as the Internet. Yet we get mobbed at the workplace by normies. Don’t these neurotypical people realise we are the driving force that earn them their very salaries? We are not the social assholes that criticize everyone around because we’re busy being passionate about solving problems and making sure everything works expectedly. DEI? My butt…πŸ₯ΊπŸ’

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penisse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mary!πŸ€—πŸ’

Indeed, especially since we have today off...

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penisse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mary!πŸ€—πŸ’

Have a blessed Pentecost Sunday!πŸ™πŸ»

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