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morcreed 1 point ago +1 / -0

My families dairy has bird flu going through the herd. All the agencies want to come study it because they know nothing. Cows don’t feel like eating and stop giving milk. Goes away just like when you have the flu. None of the workers get sick, but the state agencies are trying to make it a massive deal.

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morcreed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dark to light clicking on the light 💡 with the mannequin head

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morcreed 28 points ago +28 / -0

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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morcreed 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don’t know when, but we know!

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morcreed 1 point ago +1 / -0

But wait, there’s more! For just 19.95 a month you can get an unlimited number of C19 shots in a month. Not happy that your neighbor Jim is wearing his 3 shots this month as a badge of honor. Now you can get your 4th, 5th and 6th shot for a single charge of 19.95. Operators are standing by. Just tell them Dr Pete sent you 🥸

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morcreed 1 point ago +1 / -0

The T bag party gave us full access to the British vocabulary. We won that with our freedom in 1776, and we got good teeth too!

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morcreed 1 point ago +1 / -0

I apparently have a doppelgänger that likes to do nude snow angels. My brother in law found him on rotten.com many years ago right after I married my wife. Brought it up at a family gathering no less, and accused me of the dirty deeds. Wasn’t I though 😇

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morcreed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I put this as my email footer 2 years ago when I argued with our CEO at dinner about him pushing the Vax on employees. Obviously we revolted and he dropped it. I think every email he gets from me pisses him off, especially now that he is waking up.

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morcreed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Legal but ATF has shut down manufacturing and sales. They have come knocking if you bought one even after having given letters saying they’re legal. rare breed triggers is fighting this. enter text https://www.atf.gov/firearms/docs/open-letter/all-ffls-mar-2022-open-letter-forced-reset-triggers-frts/download

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morcreed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope - 4 accounts still permanently suspended!😎

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morcreed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ask Mike about his previous ownership in Chinese oil equipment manufacturing based in Dongying china👌 Quite a cozy relationship either the shared ownership of the Chinese National Oil Company. Shoreslift as. Start.

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morcreed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Election officials in key states will win the powerball tomorrow evening, as long as they do their job! 👌💰

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morcreed 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s a tweet that was Q’d up the day Trump was removed from Twitter. “My fellow Americans….

The minute the account is restored, the tweet will post with its original date/time.

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morcreed 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Dark Side can choke on might Light Saber when they come for me 🐸

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