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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't want to see fat or hairy women in any culture. Just because they found one hot woman in India, Pakistan and Iraq doesn't mean there's a hottie under every burka. Just because liberals told you that you should feel beautiful no matter your size that everyone wants to see you in a bikini. Cover your fat accordingly people!

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dunno, time with my dog or fishing but this is pretty cool too.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is it so important that suicide be legalized unless they intend to kill people and forge the paperwork?

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

If she was getting laid she probably wouldn't want to end her life.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope so too, anyone voluntarily living in Commiefornia for anything other than a payoff to move back to America is retarded.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember when those two fags gave it to their adopted child? Or that time a dog got it from his owner? Pepperidge Farms remembers. Next it'll be Monkey Bird Pox and they'll have no clue how it jumped to humans.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sitting on 5 ozt, crushing it! Maybe I'll cash it in and fill up my gas tank all the way for once.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +2 / -1

I usually do something dumb enough to land an ER visit or urgent care about once a year. Broken finger, sprained wrist, pulled muscles... I take a couple pain pills or muscle relaxer to cope for the first day or so then the rest get thrown into my first aid kit. Did this for years so I had a pretty good stash of vicodin, perks, oxies... I end up dropping an 80lb hydraulic cylinder on my thumb and it splits tissue to the bone. It's work related so the doc exrays it, throws in a couple stitches and says it's a hairline fracture. I tell him the glorified ibuprofen doesn't work for me and he gives it to me anyway thinking I'm seeking narcotics.

Whatever, go home with it hurting like hell and grab my first aid kit to find every pill bottle empty. That was how I found out one of my roommates was a junkie. Needless to say I wasn't in a good mood to begin with but that triggered me bad, went off on him and told him him and all his shit was to be gone within 24 hours. I wonder if he ever cleaned up or is dead now from graduating to fentynal.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also remember to check the tire pressure every time they have guests while wearing a speedo and nothing else.

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Luminescent 12 points ago +12 / -0

My dad's idiot wife said that I should go to the doctor because "everyone my age and older is on some sort meds". I didn't have the will to explain to her that a medication to treat a symptom will create other symptoms that they're just going to give you medication to treat. She's also a covidiot, I don't like being around her for character reasons let alone her spike proteins she's shedding. Got strep, ordered amoxicillin, I take ivermectin and fenbenzanole when I get sick, vitamins... I've been patching myself up my entire adult life and can count on one hand how many Tylenol I've had.

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Luminescent 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm perfectly healthy because I don't go to the doctor. Healthy foods, activity learning. Last doctor I saw was an orthopedic surgeon 25 years ago but I made an exception because I had a bone poking out of my arm.

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Luminescent 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd buy another truck just for going mudding and park it there every time I'm done... never wash it.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

20 years ago it was right leaning or libertarian, only libtards stayed in Boulder. Everyone moved in because Colorado is so awesome... well it's turned to shit now on the front range like Commiefornia. They won't accept their idiotic beliefs fucked it up and just move on to fuck up another wonderful place like Montana or the Dakotas.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't do fast food anymore but I have wired a Ronald Mcdonald House and know someone who unfortunately had to stay in one while his daughter died from a super rare form of leukemia but let's face it, McDonald's kills more people than cigarettes.

Red Cross is a huge scam hurting more than they're helping, can't stand them ringing their stupid bells all December, just makes me think of child trafficking not helping the needy.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm 4 hours from a major city, it's in my face when I visit, I have nothing but mom and pops stores and a 17 mile drive into town normally. All the homeless stay in one part of town, here they're everywhere.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm thinking about lead lined drywall for my bedroom. I wired a dentist office and ended up with a few sheets for free. Probably 1-2k and I could have EVERYTHING blocked for a third of my life. To hell with the tinfoil hat, I want the tinfoil sleeping chamber.

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Luminescent 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'd just record too, I'm a straight white male and Jefferson County (Lakewood) Colorado is full of libtards waiting to prosecute hate crimes.

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Luminescent 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm beginning to think my tinnitus isn't just the result of concerts, shooting and blowing shit up. It comes and goes in various patterns, extremely prevalent in the city until I go into a basement or old building with lead paint, non-existent in very rural settings and gets the worst in large gatherings. I'm an electrician and there's certainly noticeable patterns when I'm around towers and sub stations but there are subtle differences I notice that can't be explained by known technology.

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Luminescent 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm getting fed up with the blatant pestering and pan handling. Grocery store, "Would you like to round up for a charity you know nothing about?". Leaving, "Would you like to donate to no longer BOY Scouts?". Parking lot from obvious addict, "hi, we ran out of gas can you spare...". Bagel place, "Can you please fill out this survey?". Traffic light before class same crackhead walks in between cars showing the same sign expressing the same crisis third week running. Going to file for a license at city hall, "Can you sign this petition?, we'll tell you whatever you wanna hear it's for"... literally all of this just happened to me in the last hour and a half. I know I'm supposed to be loving but if I don't tell these people to fuck off they'll make a career from begging.

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