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PS I got it from a buddy that was in the Marines and his buddy apparently always said it
But, is math illiteracy the same as grammar? Could be 157.00 with euro radix btw. I admit I'm just extremely bored right now.
Edit/aside: I knew a gal who worked on a ranch and had to do the described grammar problem for insemination/breeding (cattle) purposes. This came up because there was a story in the paper about how they do this with elephants at the zoo - go in thru the poop chute and do the ol' prostate thing - the funny part is the zookeeper said "the elephant must enjoy it because it could easily break their arm." So anyway I was like "OMG did you have to do that?" She said yeah, at first, eventually the rancher got a machine for it.
Oh come now, that's just crude. It's "I'd pee in her butt."
Edit - PS now I'll have "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" going thru my head all evening, not necessarily a bad thing
In kinda a horse face way - be objective, if she was on the other side, we'd be making horse face jokes - my opinion anyway.
You have me totally wrong but like I say, done here. Have a great day.
I'm done arguing with you. You take things WAY too seriously. NOT my problem.
I can't believe you're actually serious. Dude - unblock the ol' humor gland.
Try some Kinison - no - Dice.
I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
True. BTW the ref for those unaware is from when GL was on the Great White North album (Bob & Doug) and apparently they paid him 10 bucks (Canadian, mind you) for the favor of being on their big hit.
Well the "rape" routine is George Carlin. No, it's not funny generally, but his routine is. If you can handle his stuff, which it doesn't sound like would be your bag. Cannibalism is the same way - of course eating babies or whatever isn't funny in and of itself, but that's not to say it can't be used in a joke, as this meme here.
Main point, it's not the damn apocalypse if people make jokes involving certain topics. The main joke here isn't even the cannibalism part, it's the "making fun of people that ruined their bodies with the vax" part. And the setup that makes the contradiction (essential in humor) work is that preppers aren't really waiting to eat their damn neighbors.
I wasn't until I read the meme. I've heard people taste like pork which is a personal staple, so maybe it's time.
I think it was the classy English spelling of "neighbours" that really sealed the meal, er, deal.
Some people can handle edgy humor, some can't. Just because you can't doesn't mean those that can have some kind of deep issue or are unduly influenced by Satan or whatever else.
Interesting that the tweet is still up but "This Tweet is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more"
I mean it's not as funny as rape, but it's still pretty funny.
/s - it's referring to a Carlin routine where he talks about people tell him certain topics can't be joked about
"Christ, are you guys diabetics or something?"
LOL, yes, the gals just love it when you zoom up and do that too. Supermarket, jogging trail, bars - the possibilities are endless really.
I put my foot on random gals' boobs all the time
"Ten bucks is ten bucks." - Geddy Lee
In the comments, some top kek
"Beautiful photos. They make a lovely couple"
Ready for someone to stick a fork in this guy to see if he's done
The filming the reporter is amazing, like he's supposed to be intimidated or some shit.
"Snorting detergent and PLOOKING each other..."
At high speed into a brick wall