OP, have you considered submitting headlines to the Babylon Bee? This is gold!

Same person, no?

Reminds me of a great old Babylon Bee article: “Man Becomes More Conservative as He Regains Brain Function”

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-man-becomes-more-conservative-as-he-regains-brain-function

In that case, I propose we meet up at the gym. Or would the church be better?

Okay, so it doesn’t have to be territory. My point still stands. When you negotiate, you give each side something they want. Right now, I see nothing in this plan that makes Ukraine want to come to the table.

I’m no foreign policy expert, but what’s in the deal for Ukraine? I can understand a DMZ like Korea — though it’s really postponing the issue instead of solving it — but least give back Ukraine some of its territory.

One of his policy goals was to increase the birth rate in Japan to 1.8 (it was 1.26 at the time). It’s a bit of a meme in certain Japanese circles.

Shinzo Abe smiles down from the heavens…

He could try chlorine tablets if he’s worried about water quality.

Got a job for ya pede. Go help cure ballots for Kari Lake in AZ. https://www.tpaction.com/cure

I don’t think you have to worry about that. Trump’s earshot was 7.5 years in, not 3.5. Also, it took him 30 seconds to get up, not 3 days.

Anyone here follow Lara Trump on X? Has she made any comments regarding the shenanigans in down-ballot races in AZ, NV, and MI?

Not sure if there was a trend towards Trump in 2024, or just less of a steal. Remember, 2020 shenanigans were concentrated in urban counties.

I hear McDonald’s has a few open positions right now…

here ya go boss https://greatawakening.win/p/199hNyQQIX/

Another possible scenario: they create a market crash, electric grid attack, and/or hot war before January, and make Trump spend the first half of his administration digging us out of it.

From the megathread on PDW:

WI has to recount because 13 of their machines had the USB port seal broken. So they are verifying the numbers by recounting.

You decide whether that's fuckery or not.

They'd better. Nobody's going to tolerate any 3am BS this time around.

Quelle surprise...

Love my Euro friends, but Euro journos (like American journos) can go suck a fat one.

Kyocera makes some models for the US market, too. I’ll have to give them another look. Thank you friend!

What model do you use? Looking for recommendations

I watch a lot of fake news

Thank you for your sacrifice.

Is he counting non-voters (people under 18)? Because there’s about 73 million of those. Only 258 million people (approximately) in the US are over 18.

To be fair, if I had to sit next to Chuck Schumer, I’d be clutching my cross too.