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nothingberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm glad to hear Mr. Beast repeating the things we've suggested on these boards. I've said pay them half a million or a million a year, and then have NSA manage their accounts. Allow them only a debit card to that account. They cannot handle cash.. They cannot have contact with any brokers, and they cannot trade cryptocurrency. The NSA will allow them to do normal non-related investments like money market funds and index funds and mutual funds that everyone else has access to. ENORMOUS life changing fines if they engage in any activities, and they also get blacklisted from gov when their term ends.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lindsey Graham also

Oh crap Anthony Fauci at the top of the list

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Missing a few

Bill Gates

Alex and George Soros

Hillary Clinton

Barack Obama

Justin Turdeau

Emmanuel Macron

Tony Blair

Gosh, so so many more

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only we could crowdfund Death in infinite quarters to keep playing until hillary as an end condition

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Robert Sepehr is the goat of occult decodings. Also, honorable mentions since I said that. Thomas Sheridan. Jay Weidner. Jay Dyer. Styx. Vigilantcitizen.

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nothingberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone is going to make a sitcom out of these two completely ridiculous criminals

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nothingberg 2 points ago +3 / -1

Twat Troll posts a link to an unrelated other twat post of his, rather than the actual report

Scroll down, picture of putin, rather than a link to anything real.

This is why we're losing you guys

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish people would call them the democrat party rather than democratic.

Democratic isn't a bad word, even republicans like it! They chose that word to describe themselves so that if you chose another party, they could say they non democrat parties are 'non-democratic' parties. It's a neurolinguistic dirty trick to make other parties seem autocratic, fascistic, totalitarian/authoritarian, etc.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sanctions? Those people probably would never go to Russia or get anything from Russia, so this is an empty gesture.

What they should do instead, is send FSB there and give them the doublegarrotting in a back alley. Do one per week until Julian is freed.

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Hegelian Dialectic of a flatulence based anti-socioeconomic vicious circle

Receive allotment of mealworms, but adulterated with crickets

Crickets chitin triggers autoimmunity / allergy causing excess farts

Excess farts trigger carbon capture unit to report a quota overage of carbon emissions

-20% comfort level for contrived enviornmental controls

+20% Mealworm paste adulterated with cricketmeal

-5% carbon ... cricketmeal removes carbon but triggers allergic vector farts

Farts increase

-20% charisma

-20% comfort

+40% farts

Cycle repeats, crickets and farts increase until next unlock level at 50% with feather and slug meal addition

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nothingberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you see this monster at a restaurant. At a gasoline station. Surround her with a crowd

Tell her she is not welcome.

Anymore

Anywhere

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nothingberg 4 points ago +5 / -1

Scam

How do we know?

  • IS it run by Trump or Lawyers?
  • WHY GO FUND ME? Should be give send go or Truth social campaign
  • WHY GO FUND ME -- SUS as F
  • When you find out its a scam, will Go fund me give your money back? They didn't with the canadian truckers. So No. Expect your money to be stolen

That being said, I have a very nice Nigerian friend (who is also strangely a prince) and it would mean a lot to me if you could please donate to him, and/or give him your checking and routing number so he can temporarily store his kingdoms wealth in your account while he straightens things out with the state dept.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

While also being hilarious and making headlines

Scoring bonus points with the undecideds that they might be voting for a President that is 1000% ungovernable

Unbreakable

and very creative and funny

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should pay for anything in rolls of pennies

Even if it meant having ten thousand of us mobilized to banks to get rolls of pennies and ship them to NY

Basically take the penny out of circulation and cause a crisis for the FED to try to scramble to fix

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Covid vaccines are safe and effective"

<<< orgasms >>>

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

This venn diagram is completely nonsensical

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