Who's the smartest of them all? LET THE PREDICTIONS HIT THE FLOOR!
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It's the final day of impeachment and there is heavy anticipation in the air. No one has seen or heard from GEOTUS in over a week. Then, the clock strikes 9, and with a crash that shakes the entire building, Trump busts through the double oak doors into the Senate chamber. Sidney Powell strides confidently along one side, with former Adm Mike Rogers on the other. All 3 are wearing Q pins on their lapels. Rogers is pulling a dolley behind him carrying 2 large file boxes. One box is labeled "NSA-TREASON/CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY". The second is labeled "Zero point energy/CURES". The entire Senate chamber lets out a gasp. Chuck Schumer begins to sob uncontrollably like a little bitch. GEOTUS then opens a suitcase on the desk in front of him and pulls out a large bag labeled "Pepecorn." Rogers removes the lid of one of the file boxes revealing a projector. With his patented closed-lip grin, GEOTUS addresses the chamber, "Sorry folks, DECLAS is complicated business. Shall we begin?"