Chat Control 1.0 allows platforms to scan private messages, officially voluntary but effectively blanket surveillance. The vote came on an urgent procedure just before summer recess -- a timing choice that ensured low attendance and minimal scrutiny. The rule that let fewer yes votes beat more no votes: rejection required an absolute majority of all MEPs, not just those present.
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Khamenei's office just dropped footage of the rubble pile where their supreme leader got vaporized on February 28, 2026 — blown concrete, twisted metal, the whole nine yards from the US–Israel strike that ended his regime. Took them this long to show the world what precision looks like, and now they're stuck memorializing their own L in HD.
SOURCE: https://x.com/NetPakistan/status/2075108968561827860 SOURCE (mirror): https://xcancel.com/NetPakistan/status/2075108968561827860
Jesus performed so many wonders in miracles, but did he ever cure stupidity? To the scriptures!
• Jesus healed the blind so they could see miracles, but the Pharisees saw the same and still called him a fraud – some stupidity comes with a lifetime warranty.
• Man: “Lord, touch me and cure my stupidity!” Jesus: “Be healed… of leprosy. For stupidity, here’s a parable – take notes or repeat the class.”
• Why didn’t Jesus heal stupidity? Because multiplying loaves fed 5,000, but multiplying brain cells would have left no one to explain the parables to.
• He restored the demoniac to his “right mind” (Mark 5:15), but five minutes later the guy probably asked, “Wait, what happened to the pigs again?”
• “Your faith has made you whole!” said Jesus to the woman. To the guy begging for an IQ boost: “Your faith has made you… the star of this story.”
• Disciples after parable #73: “Explain again, Lord?” Jesus: “I healed the deaf but apparently not the selective hearing.”
• In non-canonical texts Jesus imparts gnosis to cure ignorance, but the recipient still replied, “Cool story, but flat earth tho?”
• Jesus opened their minds to understand the Scriptures (Luke 24:45) – finally a cognitive miracle, but only after three years of “O foolish ones…”
• If Jesus had touched someone to cure stupidity, the temple money-changers would have become CPAs instead of getting the table-flip special.
• Peter: “I will never deny you!” Jesus: “O ye of little faith… and even littler impulse control.”
• He touched the leper and made him clean, but touched the fool and the fool said, “Does this come with fries?”
• “Blessed are the poor in spirit,” not “poor in processing power” – Jesus left the second group plenty of material for future sermons.
• Nicodemus: “How can these things be?” Jesus internally: “If only stupidity healing was a thing, this conversation ends in thirty seconds.”
• The 10 lepers were healed but only one thanked him – if he’d healed stupidity, zero would remember the event existed.
• “Ephphatha! Be opened!” worked for ears, but for brains it was “Ephphatha… never mind, another fishing story.”
• Judas sold him for 30 silver; clearly no stupidity-healing DLC was installed before the betrayal quest.
• After healing the paralyzed man, Jesus said “Take up your mat.” If it was stupidity he’d have said “Take up a scroll and actually read it this time.”
• Child Jesus in the Infancy Gospel cursed a bully but never gave him an A in wisdom class – even edgy apocrypha drew the line.
• “Go and sin no more.” For the stupid guy: “Go and think twice… or at least Google it before tweeting.”
• In heaven the guy asks, “Lord, why no stupidity healing on earth?” Jesus smiles: “Because then how would we be having this exact conversation right now?”
The expanded SAVE system allows states to use Social Security numbers and bulk searches to verify citizenship for voter rolls and other government functions. Judge Sooknanan blocked the upgrades last month, ruling they violated federal privacy laws, but four states had already secured a court-approved settlement guaranteeing access to those features. Rep. Abe Hamadeh has introduced articles of impeachment against Judge Sooknanan, and Rep. Nancy Mace has proposed legislation requiring federal judges, members of Congress, and Senate-confirmed officials to be natural-born U.S. citizens.
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Erdogan handed personalized engraved revolvers and live ammunition to every NATO leader at the Ankara summit. Starmer's weapon never made it back to Britain -- his note waiving Türkiye's export controls solved one law but not the other.
SOURCE: https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2074933669152608428 SOURCE (mirror): https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2074933669152608428
Homan told Hochul that blocking ICE from renting jail beds forced the agency to flood New York with additional agents. Every illegal alien arrested in New York will now be immediately flown out of state instead of held locally, cutting off family access. He says the sanctuary policy made enforcement harder on immigrants, not easier.
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Rutte framed the continent not as a partner but as a platform, on camera, beside Trump. Brent leapt 6% to $78 after the remarks, European stocks fell, and the dollar climbed. Trump called out Italy as "very bad" on bases, noted the UK would not open all of its, and pointed to Spain, which he has threatened with a trade cutoff since it closed its airspace to the war in March.
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Get crucial, frog. Comey has been indicted and indeed has been arrested. He just didn't go out in cuffs the way you wanted. And yes, articles of impeachment have been filed against a judge. No, the judge has not been impeached because it's a process, it's not like a rubber stamp where suddenly the guy gets impeached. This is the same logic that the libtard retards used to say Trump was impeached twice. No, the Senate failed to impeach him, twice. Do you need some time off to study how things work? Say the word.
The imagined reply runs through the entire arc: Helen runs off, Troy burns after ten years of war with Achilles and Ajax dead, then Odysseus spends another decade getting blown across the Mediterranean, losing every man, nearly eaten by a Cyclops, imprisoned by Calypso, and arriving home to his dead dog and a house full of suitors. The kicker is the reader's suggestion to make it more about Helen.
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The device was discovered during a routine security sweep of Schwab's Geneva home office, which sits adjacent to WEF headquarters. The complaint comes months after Schwab stepped down in 2025 under a whistleblower cloud, sued the whistleblowers, then was cleared by a board inquiry.
SOURCE: https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2074216814146425240 SOURCE (mirror): https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2074216814146425240
Oregon's minor-consent framework kicks in at age 13 with portal restrictions, then grants minors the right to consent to outpatient mental health and drug treatment at 14, general medical and surgical care at 15, and reproductive health services including birth control and STI treatment at any age -- all without parental knowledge or consent. The mother in the video was denied access to her son's MyChart portal the day he turned 13.
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French designed the statue around overhead light from a skylight that would drop shadows under Lincoln's brow, nose, and chin. The skylight was cut, and the brightest light in the room bounced up from the marble floor, flipping the shadows and flattening the face into what French called a disaster. He and architect Henry Bacon brought in General Electric engineers, who tested lighting rigs on the original plaster model, and the corrected floodlights were finally installed in 1929 -- seven years after the memorial opened and two years before French died.
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McDonald's, Applebee's, Chipotle, Domino's, Wingstop, Red Lobster, and Portillo's have all faced lawsuits for capturing customer voiceprints during order calls. Verizon enrolled customers in voice ID during service calls without disclosure. The practice is only illegal in Illinois under BIPA -- the sole US biometric law allowing individual lawsuits -- leaving 47 states without legal consequence for voiceprint, face scan, or fingerprint collection.
SOURCE: https://x.com/T3chFalcon/status/2073859459613336045 SOURCE (mirror): https://xcancel.com/T3chFalcon/status/2073859459613336045
These are pre-fabricated Tesla V4 Supercharger "Folding Units" (PSUs).
Tesla now builds complete sections at the factory: the tall white V4 power cabinet (up to 1.2 MW shared), multiple V4 charging dispensers, and a hinged modular base that folds flat for shipping on flatbeds.
Tested and weatherproofed, they’re queued in the holding lot, loaded onto trucks, and craned on-site for quick activation in days instead of weeks. This cuts costs ~20%, boosts consistency, and dramatically speeds V4 Supercharger rollout.
YouTube video: https://youtu.be/Pxun8CIp2Gg
Elaine Chao traveled to China and met with high-ranking government officials three days after Mitch McConnell suffered cardiac arrest. The EMS dispatch audio from the incident was not released by mainstream media outlets until an independent social media account posted it publicly.
SOURCE: https://x.com/Cheering4Change/status/2073262457464782874 SOURCE (mirror): https://xcancel.com/Cheering4Change/status/2073262457464782874
The Glacier View car launch started in 2005 with a moose-killed rig and has run every Fourth of July since, with vehicles painted red-white-and-blue launched off a 300-foot cliff at Glacier View River Retreat near the Matanuska. This year's semiquincentennial edition includes a Coast Guard flyover, and after the last car tumbles spectators descend on the wreckage for scrap metal.
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The practice runs have F-35s dropping low enough to disappear behind 12-story buildings before rocketing back up around the Capitol and Washington Monument. One fighter sat hovering just feet from the Tidal Basin water directly in front of the Jefferson Memorial, demonstrating the aircraft's vertical takeoff and landing capability.
SOURCE: https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2073102174997889410 SOURCE (mirror): https://xcancel.com/nicksortor/status/2073102174997889410
The thread traces the shift from companies selling creative technology you own to extracting information on an industrial scale through subscription lock-in and mass surveillance. Sony's physical media announcement repeats "as consumer preferences change" four times -- framing technological determinism as inevitable when users still have free will choice. The author calls for withdrawing time and money from the system: support older technology you can maintain or new stuff built like the old stuff was, and the marketplace built on profiling you will seize.
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The DHS report documents Secret Service assigning a counter-drone operator with only 20 minutes of informal training, whose system failed during the exact period Thomas Crooks flew his drone over the rally site for nine minutes. Secret Service agents were positioned 257 yards from local law enforcement in a separate communications room and never received 102 radio transmissions about the armed threat. Classified intelligence warning of a long-distance threat was withheld from Pittsburgh field agents and counter-sniper teams on site.
SOURCE: https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/2073119123442139321 SOURCE (mirror): https://xcancel.com/MJTruthUltra/status/2073119123442139321
The father says his family secured tickets through the South African refugee program and credits President Trump and the American people for the opportunity. He plans to share updates once the family is in the air, describing the move as going from yesterday's uncertainty to today's clarity.
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Alexis Podesta, a Newsom appointee, wore an FBI wire while cooperating with federal investigators in a probe that began with Dana Williamson, Newsom's former chief of staff. Williamson pleaded guilty in May 2026 to conspiracy to commit bank and wire fraud, filing a false tax return, and making false statements -- the scheme siphoned roughly $225,000 from Xavier Becerra's dormant campaign account disguised as consulting fees. Sacramento political insiders and lobbyists received FBI letters last fall about intercepted calls, and the investigation has since expanded to include Newsom himself and his wife Jennifer Siebel Newsom, including probes into her nonprofit's finances and taxes.
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