16 posted 3 years ago by jmarsh3641 3 years ago by jmarsh3641 +17 / -1 10 comments share 10 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Alright I've got dad jokes for days! Here, off the top of my head...
What do you call it when President Trump gets up in the early hours of the morning??
THE GREAT AWAKENING! ?
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Alright I'll see myself out now lol
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Awesome.
Fornication Under the Consent of the King. The king had sex with the bride first. My history teacher actually taught us this in eighth grade.
Also for what it's worth, Mercury is in retrograde. ??♂️