Hi my name is Bill, I'm what you might call a "fuckwit".....see...even though I don't have a degree of any kind, I fuckwit everything I can that would disrupt American life. Examples....I've got this great vaccine for a flu with a 99.7% recovery rate and you only need to take it once..wait twice...hold on maybe 3 times. The side effects might kill you or make you wish you were dead but that's the point.

I've invested heavily in a company called memphis meats. They grow meat in petri dishes and I want you to eat that because I can control it.. that way if I want you to starve I just make a phone call.

Gotta go-- I'm really powerful and I have a daily call with lucifer to make sure that doesn't change.