“Brainstorm time, guys. We gotta wake these people up! Any ideas?”
“I got one: Now that people are spreading the truth about masks being pointless, lets tell them to wear TWO!”
“Good idea! Totally unscientific. That might work.”
“Huh. Those sheep are actually doing it. Two masks. Good grief. Okay, how about we tell them to stick their double masked head inside a nylon stocking, like a bank robber? Surely no one will...oh hold up...No way. They’re doing it! How can they even breathe like that?”
“Hey!! I got it! Lets tell them the tests now have to be administered rectally! Tell them we are literally gonna shove this crazy long swab RIGHT UP THEIR ASSES! Hahaha....huh? What the...? Are you kidding me? Holy fork! THEY ARE LITERALLY TAKING IT UP THE ASS, FOLKS.”
“I am at a loss. What else could we possibly do? What? You wanna tell them that germs can leak out of their asses so they must start keeping a finger up their butt at all times in public? Oh man, you have a twisted mind to even think of something so grossly unsanitary and disgusting. Great idea! That will wake them up for sure! Haha!”
“NO FRIGGIN WAY! Are you kidding me? They are seriously walking around like that...?”
I give up. These people are stupid.
There are some people who refuse to make a decision for themselves and prefer to look up to "authority figures" on what to do. There are a good number of people like this mayb 20% of the population. You know there are beaurocrats laughing and saying what can we get these people to do next.
More than 20%.