Kind of makes you wonder.
(media.greatawakening.win)
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- be zuck
- be psak too
- wake up
- perfectly manicured female ginger wigs line your dresser
- breathe in the sweet smell of propaganda marinating in censorship
- get out of bed
- wig or no wig?
- check your CEO agenda
- check your press sec. agenda
- FB board meeting at 9, WH press brief at 10
- AnxiousPoops.mp4
- why you can’t sip water like a normal human
- check the clock. 8:30.
- install PanickedFace.exe
- glad you don’t need showers
- throw on a hoodie over your press sec dress
- don’t forget your wig
- board meeting is stiff and predictable
- perfect for the limited emotional range and stress management of a lab-grown human prototype
- time for WH press brief
- “gotta circle back”
- put on wig
- tune female voice modulator
- review pre-submitted questions
- practice delivery of “circle-back” catch phrase that you are utterly convinced the american public loves to hear
- WH press brief is fluid and unpredictable
- real bad for the limited emotional range and stress management of a lab-grown human prototype
- short circuit results in excessive and involuntary “um”
- finish press brief
- check body diapers for excess sweat leakage
- SighOfRelief.gif
- remove wig, time to circle back to bed
- another successful day
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