No worries, you have choices (maybe, depends on your area):

1. Take the mRNA vaccine and get some cool DNA mutations that will for sure not kill you, give you cancer, or an auto-immune dieses but can give you super-powers. Results may vary.

2. Take the alternate vaccine (like AstraZeneca) which is not mRNA (although also uses some weird technology that is not far off) and get your free blood clots, just in-case you're un-knowingly bleeding out internally. Also, if you want to end your life early (assisted suicide), this vaccine does that too. Results may vary.

And presto, you are now probably going to have an easier time if you get the CCP virus, unless they screwed up the vaccine and lied in which case you might have a worse time.

This might not sound so great, but of course, the alternative way to improve your resistance to this virus is much worse such as:

• Taking some vitamins (especially C and D) in case you might be lacking any of them (cheaper than getting tested for your vitamin levels and then deciding which ones to take based on that)

• Going outside (to improve your mood and get vitamin D)

• Getting some exercise (good thing they closed the gym)

Hmmm. I wanna be Deadpool

But I think I will just take my 99.87% odds with survival and use my natural immunity instead

Could? I thought that was the intention of mRNA.