And here's my attempt at turning this into a joke:
So, a man walks into a church where he meets a politician, a scientist, a new-age philosopher, two CEOs of major drug companies, and a prostitute. The man observes that the other 5 men there each have masks, but the prostitute doesn't have one. He overhears the 5 men converse and talk about how they can have sex with the prostitute without catching covid-19. So they devise a plan to share one of their masks with the prostitute without sharing germs from each other. The 5 men agree to donate one of their masks to the prostitute.
The first man dons a mask on, and has the prostitute wear one of the other men's mask. The first man enters a room with the prostitute. After a moment, the door opens, the man walks out, inverts his mask and hands it to the only maskless man.
Each men then take turns entering the room and having their share with the prostitute. At the end of the spectacle, all 5 men gather in the room with the prostitute. The prostitute exclaims, well thank you boys. I'm not sure why you guys are so concerned about covid when none of you brought any condoms. I tested positive for aids last week when I went to get treatment for clap.
That's a really weird combination for someone who knows nothing about the deep state. It also sounds like the beginning of a good joke:
So, a man walks into a church where he meets a politician, a scientist, a new-age philosopher, and two CEOs of major drug companies....
I feel like this joke would be funnier if they threw in a prostitute into the mix.
And here's my attempt at turning this into a joke:
So, a man walks into a church where he meets a politician, a scientist, a new-age philosopher, two CEOs of major drug companies, and a prostitute. The man observes that the other 5 men there each have masks, but the prostitute doesn't have one. He overhears the 5 men converse and talk about how they can have sex with the prostitute without catching covid-19. So they devise a plan to share one of their masks with the prostitute without sharing germs from each other. The 5 men agree to donate one of their masks to the prostitute.
The first man dons a mask on, and has the prostitute wear one of the other men's mask. The first man enters a room with the prostitute. After a moment, the door opens, the man walks out, inverts his mask and hands it to the only maskless man.
Each men then take turns entering the room and having their share with the prostitute. At the end of the spectacle, all 5 men gather in the room with the prostitute. The prostitute exclaims, well thank you boys. I'm not sure why you guys are so concerned about covid when none of you brought any condoms. I tested positive for aids last week when I went to get treatment for clap.