If the Loving Hand of Creator is not on our weather, then Sir, neither is that Loving Hand guiding the affairs of humanity on earth. You cannot have one and not the other,

And if Infinite Love is not visibly manifest in the sky, then what is?

Throw the RING of WEATHER CONTROL into the Crack of Doom.

Pro Tip Corollary: Gollum may not be around to help you.