Howdy and welcome to Texas. We're glad to have y'all here. However, there are some issues we need to address if you want to keep peace with the locals.
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In Texas, the speed limit signs indicate the lowest acceptable speed. We understand this is not the case in whatever garbage heap you came from, but you're not there anymore.
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On the highway, the left lane is for passing and hauling ass only. Do not do the speed limit in the left lane. The minimum speed in the left lane is about 80mph. The right lane is for doing the speed limit and each lane left of that increases in speed the farther you get over.
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This one applies to everyone, even Texans: Get off your damn phone while you're driving. This causes traffic because no one can seem to operate their accelerator and phone at the same time.
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Speed up to pass people. For the love of god, don't try to pass someone who is going 60 at 62mph. This usually starts a line of what I like to call "pace cars". It's just annoying.
If you can follow these simple rules, we will not hate you; but for god's sake, some of y'all are wearing out your welcome.
The same goes for GA. Don’t create a rolling road block! If you are scared to pass someone, don’t just stay next to them. Get behind them and let the rest of us go. You may not have anywhere to get to, but the rest of is do.