In a show of solidarity with women in oppressed countries, multi-millionaire Kathleen Kennedy has decided to unveil the new xx-wings while blatantly bending the knee to one of the most oppressive regimes on the planet. The TIE Fighters have consequently been discontinued as it sounds too similar to TIE-ONE Fighter.
Babylon Bee's Star Wars parody of Biden is better:
https://babylonbee.com/news/emperor-palpatine-urges-everyone-to-give-up-their-useless-blasters-as-rebels-would-need-a-death-star-to-topple-the-empire
In a show of solidarity with women in oppressed countries, multi-millionaire Kathleen Kennedy has decided to unveil the new xx-wings while blatantly bending the knee to one of the most oppressive regimes on the planet. The TIE Fighters have consequently been discontinued as it sounds too similar to TIE-ONE Fighter.