I heard on the local news that there’s a new variant that you can catch just by walking by someone. People will believe anything.

Delta also means variant. So when they say it’s the delta variant, what they are really saying is it’s the variant variant. When they say delta plus variant, what they really say is variant plus variant. Everyone knows in math plus means more of, so we’re now facing variant plus variant and god knows what that equals. More stupidity, bullshit, losses of freedom and more communism most likely.

and Loki is called a variant. Hmmm... I think they want people to buy his jacket with the word "variant" on the back.