Don't shit on Brian Williams. He's brave. He was shot down in a helicopter in Iraq. Then, with one broken arm, he used his ninja training to disarm and defeat 2 dozen Iraqi soldiers at the crash site, alone, as he was the only one to survive. Then, he stole an Iraqi tank and blasted his way through 110 miles of desert blockades, without even getting a scratch on the tank.

When he finally arrived at a US military base, instead of being a total pansy and going home, he volunteered to undertake a top secret solo mission, deep inside Baghdad, to steal the plans to Saddam's hideout. With a broken arm! He deserves to be treated better than this.