**Rule 1: **The vaccines aren't working, so expect more cases and more scary news
**Rule 2: **There's still too many useless eaters, so here's some scary statistics and bogus news articles - now go get grandma and grandpa vaccinated - you don't want any pure-blood heathen in your circle do you?
**Rule 3: ** We first went after the elderly and sick, now we're coming for your children. Oh, btw you're going to need boosters.
Rule 4: A higher proportion of cases will be in the vaccinated - and why that's a good thing!
**Rule 5: ** Get Ready, "rare" disorders will be much more common, and your children will get myocarditis at an alarming rate.
**Rule 6: ** Mutations and variants are coming.
I can beat that. I have one rule for all the covidiots:
Fuck off.