Facebook and all entities owned by them (Instagram etc.) have crashed worldwide
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My immediate thought was from the scene of Airplane when the lights to the runway were unplugged - "Just kidding!" Hopefully, they were taken down by white hats!
I'm thinking more of the best part from Airplane 2...
"We've been thrown off course just a tad, about 70 million miles or so."
Everyone just nods
"The bumps you feel are asteroids crashing through the side of the ship."
Everyone starts oohing and aahing
"We've also lost all navigation and are heading straight into the sun."
Some guy asks "Is that all?"
"Well no, we're also out of coffee."
Everyone loses it and starts shooting each other
The world can be exploding around them but when Facebook goes down it's like the world is ending lol.
Reminds me of this quote from “The Dark Knight”
The Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
a little eerie tbh , but i like it.
Except he lied. He wasn't an agent of chaos; he was an agent of evil following his own plan.
Absolutely. Not agreeing with the quote just the part about interrupting the status quo. Kids get bombed, drug and gang wars , overdoses , and everyone is calm. But trump wins an election instead of Hilary and everyone loses their minds! Lol