I know this is beating a dead horse but, I memeber this movie. Why are they insisting it never existed?
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This is fake as hell. Both photos are photoshopped.
Here is the the photo of Jonathan Taylor Thomas: http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30800000/Home-Improvement-home-improvement-tv-show-30858924-1764-2560.jpg
The VHS label is shopped as well. Would they use two different black inks on the same label? No. Would the alignment of the title be slightly off? No. Would they left justify the entire label, but slightly indent the title? No. They probably wouldn’t use an all caps plain Arial font for their title either.
Thank you. This is insane. Where did all the VHS copies go if this movie had existed? A coordinated plan to break into hundreds of thousands of family homes to remove their one copy of a Sinbad VHS? This is why people make fun of the term conspiracy theorist.
Yes, that's exactly what happened. Look it up. Unsolved burglaries around the world for decades were mostly due to them stealing these VHS tapes right out of people's living rooms. This goes deep. Mass marketing, theatrics, plastics. The whole VHS market was tanked in order to erase this movie.
No, what's insane is that you seem constitutionally incapable of recognizing satire. That is not the movie because the movie doesn't exist. That is a clip/sketch created by the humorists "College Humor" in 2018. Sinbad is making fun of the people who think it's real. Does that kid look like Jonathan Taylor Thomas to you? He (Sinbad) has made fun of this bullshit on several occasions, even tweets about it.
They're literally making fun of people who think this movie is real (you) and you're sitting back going "wow this is all the proof I need, it's real!"
And if that clip WAS real, it would be all the proof we need and no one would ever have this argument. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
I was alive when he did that skit, stupid. I was in my early '20s and it was the height of the cable era.
YOU weren't there,
YOU got caught believing the internet's most RENOWNED LYING MACHINES,
while actually WATCHING part of the MOVIE PRESENTATION his character was enhancing.
YOU and your GULLIBILITY ''cawse fellurs on thim innur nets dun said it ain't happunt!''
WHILE WATCHING HIM PLAY THE PART ANNOUNCING HE IS A GENIE NAMED SHAZAAM.
Brainless hick.
There is in fact a movie where he plays that character bracketing the remake of the Arabian Deserts movie on TNT.
You're stupid so you don't realize that when hundreds of people tell you he was in a movie - and that he was a genie and his name was Shazaam in it -
you thinking that you - who WEREN'T alive then
know better than people who grew up on TNT and other cable channels.
You're brainwashed to the point you're denying you're looking at the people PARTICIPATING in it
because strangers on the internet told you it never happened.
THAT'S the low-IQ end of this.
After all the times people online - professionals - have lied to you,
you're actually denying what you're seeing with your own befuddled eyes.
There's no question you're acting like you've been taking crazy pills.
Even if it’s shopped, that’s not the point. The point is that there are real people saying it doesn’t exist when we know it does.
Yes! Idc about the downdoots, I know what I know. But thank you fren, nonetheless! #ITWASREAL 😬
Okay, 1 question though: If it existed, where did all the VHS copies of this movie go? Did someone(s) break into hundreds of thousands/millions of homes across not only the US but also Europe to clandestinely steal a fucking Sinbad movie? If it's real why do they rely on a clearly photoshopped image?
I’m not saying that. I never owned it so I can’t say. To me the image isn’t the golden goose. It’s the denial of existence that is real.
You're saying the movie existed, you provided a shopped picture of it. If the movie came out when it supposedly did, especially with JTT in the cast (who was red hot in the mid 90s, Home Improvement, Lion King) it would have had a wide VHS release.
People in this thread are saying they rented it or even owned it. Where did the tapes go? It would literally require a coordinated effort to SECRETLY break into tens/hundreds of thousands of homes to REMOVE A SINBAD MOVIE. Just THINK about how absurd that is on its face.