Listen you folks aren't going to believe me but whatever I've been trying to get the truth out for a long time.

I am a survivor of a globalist pedo child abduction ring. I've seen satanic horrors you couldn't possibly imagine. I had a threesome with Nancy Pelosi and Bill Gates when I was 9. I escaped my dungeon last year but there's a manhunt out for me. I can't share where I'm staying but I'm currently being harbored by some patriots, however this is a temporary solution as trouble is coming. Obviously we can't go to the police since many of them are on the take.

If any Patriots out there are in Eastern Kentucky and willing to take in a runaway, please let me know.