Next time I face a Mask Nazi, I'm using this.

Her: "Do you need a mask?"

Me: "No. Those are very bad for the environment. Are you anti-environment?"

(Woke acts confused.)

Me: "Where does the mask rule come from?"

Her: "It's a government rule."

Me: "All government rules are based on the Constitution. What part of the Constitution is this rule based on?"

(Woke acts confused.)

I walk on, doing whatever business I was there for, and ignoring her.

(By the way, this is just a slight variation of what I do all the time anyway.)