This is a real book cover. Just leaving this here.
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I don't think that pawing at a woman is the right way to entice her into spending her life with you. But what do I know?
My name is Phil Schwarzmann. I'm a 36-year old social media geek, tech junkie, and writer from the states. After spending the past ten years in Europe I now reside in San Francisco. My latest book, "How to Marry a Finnish Girl", is currently out.
I was married to a Finnish girl. Fucked up in the head. Lots of pervert weirdos in the family.
Oh dang! I worked with one. She was a scary psycho. Played coy and demure with her blond hair and big blue eyes.
All the while she was running multiple nefarious, backstabbing schemes. Just a noxious being!
Hmm ... that name ...
Oh, yeah, well, I TRIPLE dog-dare you.