Sos I get this paper in the post, yea? From my bank. They says they wanna offer my family protection. They says just a couple dollars a month could protect my family from who knows what might happen..!!! Seems pretty familiar to me.

Heard this from a racket man in insurance. He said he was in insurance anyway.

"What is the difference between an actuary and an Italian actuary?"

An actuary knows how many people are going to die in a year, an Italian actuary knows their names.

No shade on Italians, just actuaries!