Disney Ordered To Pay Reparations To Longtime Star Wars Fans
(babylonbee.com)
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"Fans need only present their credentials, showing they or their parents were Star Wars fans before the Disney sequels came out, and the company will pay out up to $1.7 million each. Acceptable proof includes lunchboxes from the '80s, Kenner figures from the same time period, or rattling off obscure facts from the Expanded Universe that Disney destroyed." u/#topkek
...doggy grins...
My stomach sank one minute in with the horrible prank call … never recovered. Got worse with purple hair and the pink hand.
If only.