491 Report: Zelensky flees Ukraine after promising he wouldn't (twitter.com) BRAVELY RAN AWAY posted 2 years ago by Huffman98 2 years ago by Huffman98 +491 / -0 120 comments share 120 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Brave Zekensky ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Zelensky turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Zelensky!
His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his penis.....That's enough.
This was my ringtone back in the good ole days where we could record it straight to the phone 😂