So I am interested in learning how to make socks.
It cannot be that hard.... First of all, HA! WTF is going on with all of that? Still gonna try.
Noggin gets to kicking though and realize that machines make most of the stuff now and I am curious because all of this innovation and some how things keep getting more expensive.... I am pretty sure Ford came up with the assembly line to make manufacturing more efficient to offset wages in a positive manner while lowering consumer price..
So like I guess like a couple questions about socks... Anyone know what their deal is or whatever?
You could probably find many diy videos at YT or whatever. I’ve learned how to do so many things there. They used to knit them in the old days and darn them when they got holes. I have this one knitted Christmas sock that always fascinates me because my grandma made it and it’s so complex, different lettering and designs with different yarn. It seems like a valuable skill to have, even basic knitting.
I just really want to know two things about socks at the moment. Why, when you open the dryer door are there always a matching pair right at the front? And two, where do the lost socks go?
I adore all of the diy videos available! I am very basic in my knowledge but I have managed a blanket, a pillow and a pot warmer?! (little towel thing that goes under hot pots and pans.... counter protector?) It is pretty exciting to finish a task and have something to keep afterwards, I was a big game fan so the allure of completing a task was always there but having something tangible when finished is icing on the cake!
I do not know but if I had to take a stab at it I would assume that the vortex of heated linens creates a wormhole of static electricity that connects with a parallel universe that has learned how to run off of socks. The two matching at the front of the dryer might be a payment of sorts considering how highly they seem to regard socks over other garments. Perhaps they are trying to teach us some crude construct of their technology that allows them to harness a hidden power in socks that could set the world free from energy dependence. I imagine it cannot be safe to traverse the static induced worm hole, perhaps requiring a socks worth of power, thus making it a requirement that if they are to teach us this valuable lesson they must remove from us one sock at a time to make the journey home. I suspect the power derived from socks could be more than the requirement and that it draws concern that it might be considered an act of aggression to return bits and pieces of sock rather than a whole sock and leaving us in the dark all together. Rather they might store the excess sock when they return to use for future trips and to power their world.
I mean, it's 2022...
I would give you 100 updoots for this if I could. That was awesome.
Glad some enjoyment can come of it!