1 Lia Thomas Confused As To Why Teammates Keep Asking Her To Open Pickle Jars

https://babylonbee.com/news/lia-thomas-confused-as-to-why-teammates-keep-asking-her-to-open-pickle-jars

2 Due To Food Supply Shortages Many Hobbits Going Without Second Breakfast

https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-food-supply-shortages-many-hobbits-going-without-second-breakfast

3 Conan The Barbarian Acquires Biology Degree So He Can Know Whose Lamentations He's Hearing

https://babylonbee.com/news/conan-the-barbarian-acquires-biology-degree-so-he-can-know-whose-lamentations-hes-hearing

4 Nation's Liberals Point Out That Conservatives Could Always Leave Earth, Make Free Society On Some Other Planet

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-argues-conservatives-can-always-leave-earth-make-free-society-on-some-other-planet

5 After Learning Texas Republicans Are Just Like The Taliban, Biden Immediately Surrenders To Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-learning-texas-republicans-are-just-like-the-taliban-biden-immediately-surrenders-to-them

6 Joe Biden Claims He Is Only Human Left On Earth Not Killed By Gun Violence

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-claims-he-is-only-human-left-not-killed-by-gun-violence

7 Hillary Clinton Reportedly Considering Losing Again In 2024

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-reportedly-considering-losing-again-in-2024

8 Biden Takes More Vacation As A Reward For Doing Such A Good Job This Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-takes-more-vacation-as-a-reward-for-doing-such-a-good-job-this-week

9 Kamala Harris Recalls How As A Little Girl She Helped Slaves Escape On The Undewgwound Wailwoad

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-recalls-how-as-a-little-girl-she-helped-slaves-escape-on-the-undergwound-wailwoad

10 Good News For Dems: Biden And Harris Now Polling At 66% Approval If You Combine Their Numbers

https://babylonbee.com/news/good-news-biden-and-harris-now-polling-at-66-approval-if-you-combine-their-numbers

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