171 () posted 2 years ago by wrmevlp 2 years ago by wrmevlp +171 / -0 37 comments share 37 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Take out both his knees and shoulders. Save one for the head, just in case he thinks he's in a movie.
Except in Florida. My brother got hit on a bike in Florida and he got squat. Well technically he got to sit in a wheelchair for 4 months.