I was called an “Anti-vaxer”.
🧠 These people are stupid!
My immediate response “Oh Geez, you’re one of those conspiracy-theorist?!”.
😐...🤯
(That was like a right hook to their brain.)
“No!..what are you talking about?”
“Yeah, you’re a conspiracy-theorist. You think all of these multi-billion dollar pharmakeia companies are conspiring together to make us all healthy, in order to profit?”
“Fuck you.”. ~walks away~
It works both ways, mofo. They have something to think about or go bitch on Redditt.
I would just go with the "I'm in the control group." Now that the data just dropped that there quite literally hasn't been any other control group since last year, its less of a joke and more of a scientific necessity.
I’ve used that one as well.