1 AOC Says We Can't Let Republicans Rule With Their 51-49 Minority

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-we-cant-let-republicans-rule-with-their-51-49-minority

2 Biden’s Approval Rating Among CNN Employees Sinks To All-Time Low Of 98%

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-approval-rating-among-cnn-employees-sinks-to-all-time-low-of-98

3 74 Million Trump Supporters Take To Streets To Drive To Work And Go About Their Lives As Normal

https://babylonbee.com/news/69-million-trump-supporters-take-to-streets-to-go-to-work-like-usual

4 Hillary Clinton: 'The Only Crime I Ever Committed Was Stealing The Hearts Of The American People'

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-the-only-crime-i-ever-committed-was-stealing-the-hearts-of-the-american-people

5 American Schoolchildren Begin Duck-And-Cover Drills In Case Biden Nukes Their City

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-schoolchildren-begin-duck-and-cover-drills-in-case-biden-nukes-their-city

6 Omar: 'We Must Dismantle The Oppressive System That Allowed A Refugee To Get Elected To The Highest Legislative Body In The Land' Politics

https://babylonbee.com/news/omar-we-must-dismantle-the-oppressive-system-that-allowed-a-refugee-to-get-elected-to-the-highest-legislative-body-in-the-land

7 Paper Straws Now Come With 15-Second Self-Destruct Countdown Timer

https://babylonbee.com/news/paper-straws-now-come-with-15-second-self-destruct-countdown-timer

8 Service Stations Begin Widening Signs In Preparation For Higher Gas Prices

https://babylonbee.com/news/chevron-widens-signs-in-preparation-for-new-gas-prices

9 Politicians Puzzled Why Poor People Need Gallons Of Both Gas And Milk

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-puzzled-why-poor-people-need-gallons-of-both-gas-and-milk

10 Biden Announces He Has Hidden 5 Golden Crack Pipes In Safe Smoking Kits

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-he-has-hidden-5-golden-crack-pipes-in-safe-smoking-kits

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