Side effects may include: radio/tv gets turned on/off sporadically (for up to 17 days), pacemaker may go off (depending on what list you are on), significant others in your vicinity may also have their pacemaker go off (depends, if vaccinated you get a free warning), Youtube bookmarks adjusted for you health, may cause bleeding, depression and in rare (ehehehe) cases death.
Every time Katherine revs up the microwave, I piss my pants and forget who I am for 30 minutes.
KEK!