1 We At The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Have Obtained Dirt On Hillary Cli

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-at-the-babylon-bee-would-like-to-announce-we-have-obtained-dirt-on-hillary-cli

2 Finally: Facebook Will Now Require Its Content Moderators To Watch 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail'

https://babylonbee.com/news/finally-facebook-to-require-all-content-moderators-to-watch-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail

3 Civil War, Socialism, And The Simpsons: The Dinesh D'Souza Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/civil-war-socialism-and-the-simpsons-the-dinesh-dsouza-interview

4 Besties! AOC And New Fiancé Go On Double Date With Ilhan Omar And Her Brother

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-and-new-fianc-go-on-double-date-with-ilhan-omar-and-her-brother

5 Dems Call For Infrastructure Spending To Build More Bridges For Haitian Migrants To Live Under

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-call-for-infrastructure-spending-to-build-more-bridges-for-haitian-migrants-to-live-under

6 Biden Apologizes For Racist Gaffe: 'I Like All Races, Even The Bad Ones' Politics

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-apologizes-for-racist-gaffe-i-like-all-races-even-the-bad-ones

7 Kim Jong Un Specifically Requests Summit Meeting Be Held At Chuck E. Cheese's

https://babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-un-specifically-requests-summit-meeting-be-held-at-chuck-e-cheeses

8 Dems Invite Kid Dressed As Street Orphan To Ask ACB Why She Is Taking Away His Healthcare

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-invite-child-actor-dressed-as-tiny-tim-to-hearing-to-ask-acb-why-she-wants-to-take-away-his-healthcare

9 Experts Confirm Likelihood Of Surviving Apocalypse Directly Proportional To How Many Items You've Purchased From Conservative Podcasts

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-confirm-likelihood-of-surviving-apocalypse-directly-proportional-to-how-many-items-youve-purchased-from-conservative-podcasts

10 4D Space Chess: Elon Musk Switches Back To Democratic Party, Harrassment Accusations Immediately Withdrawn

https://babylonbee.com/news/ninja-level-move-elon-musk-switches-back-to-democrat-party-sexual-harassment-accusation-withdrawn

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