1 Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-promises-there-will-be-enough-electricity-for-all-californians-once-everyone-moves-to-florida

2 Djokovic Declared US Open Champion By Default After All The Other Players Die Of Heart Attacks

https://babylonbee.com/news/djokovic-declared-us-open-champion-by-default-after-all-the-other-players-die-of-heart-attacks

3 To Promote Inclusion, California Passes Law Requiring Men To Sit When They Pee

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusion-california-passes-law-requiring-men-to-sit-when-they-pee

4 After Second Failed Launch, NASA Decides To Scrap Artemis Program And Just Fake Another Moon Landing

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-second-failed-launch-nasa-decides-to-scrap-artemis-program-and-just-fake-another-moon-landing

5 CDC Warns Of New 'Stealth' COVID Variant Where You Test Negative And Get No Symptoms

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-warns-of-new-stealth-covid-variant-where-you-test-negative-and-get-no-symptoms

6 10 More Environmentally Friendly Alternatives To Using Electricit

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-environmentally-friendly-alternatives-to-using-electricity

7 Child Announces Plan To Remain In Halloween Costume For Next 8 Weeks

https://babylonbee.com/news/child-announces-plan-to-remain-in-halloween-costume-for-next-8-weeks

8 Earthquake Causes Thousands Of Californians To Check Twitter To See If That Was An Earthquake

https://babylonbee.com/news/earthquake-causes-thousands-of-californians-to-check-twitter-to-see-if-that-was-an-earthquake

9 Dog Scientists Determine Water From Toilet Contains Essential Vitamins Not Found In Water Bowl

https://babylonbee.com/news/dog-scientists-determine-water-from-toilet-contains-essential-vitamins-not-found-in-water-bowl

10 Russia Bans Ben Stiller After Seeing 'Zoolander 2'

https://babylonbee.com/news/russia-bans-ben-stiller-after-seeing-zoolander-2

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