He's a vegan. A surfer. And his tripod smells funny (Huh?). The man. The Legend. He is u/GoofyBeard—occasional Reddit user and crack NBC reporter who posted on r/QAnonCasualties saying that he's been tasked by NBC to write another "muh QAnon" hit piece. OK, GB! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?
(media.greatawakening.win)
* READ LETTER INSIDE!!! *
AN OPEN LETTER TO NBC:
We heard that MSDNC is working on another "QAnon hit piece". Could THIS time mean the end of the QAnon movement? Let's talk? Maybe we can we work out a deal.
Sure. NBC wants to make the price Trump pays for directing attention to Q so high so that he'll just shut up and drop it.
What do we want? SOMETHING different from the usual MSM bullshit. We'd KILL to go up against a narrative that takes more than 30 seconds to shoot down. So, we thought we'd help you write not just THIS "hit piece," but the one you REALLY should be writing.
First, a few ground rules for our little Ted talk. Write whatever you want, but the we get to veto anything we don't like, rewrite any quotes you use, etc., and approve your final copy. OK?
What? NO?? That's what you did for Team Hillary in 2016. C'mon, man!
-KEK-
Anyway. Remember back in 2018 when Trump RT'd a few Tweets with Q content? And all it took to make Trump drop it all was a few histrionic hit pieces by the MSM?
Times have chaned, and this isn't 2018, Goofy. Ask "journalist" Mike Rothschild (assuming he gets signal down while sniffing babies down in the basement of his local day-care) how effective his QAnon hit-pieces have been, lately.
They're oatmeal. And your solution is, what? More oatmeal??
Trump isn't dropping "deboonked QAnon conspiracies" because he's bored or feeling threatened. That's YOUR fantasy. Trump is ramping up the "big Q reveal" because the 4th Psyop Wing (the ones actually running the Q team) are about to be exposed. We're going public. They're telling Trump OK, it's GO TIME.
While you were checking your kale salad for aphids (we skimmed your posts, LOL), Biden's handlers just ordered the pentagon to conduct a comprehensive audit of all psyops currently running.
This means POTATUS has reason to believe that there are military-grade psyops currently running outside his chain of command.
And, I've never said this before, but, Biden's right. There are psyops running outside of his chain of command. And WE ARE one of those psyops. And, wanna guess who's running this one?
A week or two from now, the Pentagon's report detailing every special operations psyop currently underway is going to land on Brandon's desk. The Q psyop will be in that list.
BIDEN IS GOING TO FIND US. We will be on that Pentagon report. AND THIS ADMINISTRATION LEAKS.
Five minutes after the report drops, the entire world will have definitive proof that Trump is Q+, that he knows and has always known about the Q op, and that Trump has, in fact, been running it this whole time.
OMG—Q IS REAL.
Holy shit! Who authorized this?? Who's running this? How was the Biden admin blind-sided by this??
And also on the list of psyops? Twitter. Google. And so on.
WILL NBC BE ON THAT LIST, TOO?
THE Q NARRATIVE WILL RUN FULL-BORE IN ALL DIRECTIONS. THE PENTAGON WILL BE A FIVE ALARM SHIT-SHOW FOR WEEKS ONCE CONFIRMATION OF THE 'UNAUTHORIZED' QANON OPERATION BREAKS.
And there YOU are, with mayhem going down all around you, standing with with your dick in your hands with your editors demand ing "What do you have for us??" and all you've got is 750 words from some Redditard on how someone's 'Q-tarded' uncle spoiled Thanksgiving????
OMG. Your career. LOOOOL.
Rhetorical question. But, NBC'S SENIOR VICE PRESIDENTS WILL DEMAND TO KNOW WHY THEIR NEWSROOM WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS.
THEY'LL NEED A FALL GUY. (That's YOU, by the way, retard).
You are in serious trouble.
Here. Follow our advice and save your career. Ready?You propaganda spin-master losers masquerading as journalists need to drop fishing for clicks over at Reddit IMMEDIATELY and focus on DAMAGE CONTROL. You are 100% going to need some better and far more solid counter-narratives if you're going to still be standing after the epic shit-storm that's coming. FULL STOP.
Note, I said, "counter-narratives," because, that's exacly what you guys are, now. When this happens, it'll be official: WE ARE THE NEWS, NOW, not you.
Here are the questions you need to spin, and fast:
HOW, AND UNDER WHAT LEGAL FRAMEWORK, WAS TRUMP AND THE Q TEAM OPERATING THIS PSYOP, RIGHT UNDER BIDEN'S NOSE?
Sounds hard, right?! Where do you even start? Don't panic, we have a "cheat sheet" all ready for you guys:
https://devolution.link/
You can't spin what your readers don't understand. Wait—Trump is still in charge?? Yup. Continuity of Government. He took over the secret, shadow government that's been in place since 9/11? Get it out to your readers. Or we will.
Soon the entire world will be asking "What is Q?" And, if you guys don't have an answer—ACCURATE, rooted in truth, direct answers—the world will turn to US, to the "Q tards," and not you.
Once this framework becomes known and then becomes active, IT'S GAME OVER FOR YOU.
Who needs you once the lights come on?
Why do this for you? Because it's already too late. We just want to watch you scramble. Your shit is beyond retarded. And you should feel bad. We've endured five years of non-stop oatmeal from you journalist retards.
PANIC AT NBC.