I'm reminded of talk from a history professor who was kinda sorta based.

What is the difference between a southern racist and a northern liberal? Southern Racist: Those n-words are all worthless and criminal and dangerous... well except for Frank, and Pete, and Richard, and Lenny,,, they are my friends, but they are different, the rest of them though! shakes fist

Northern Liberal: "African Americans are the most noble of souls who bring cultural enrichment and wait... a black family moved in down the street? shit, there goes the neighborhood, time to move!"