Guarding the entrance to Costco today was an overweight he/she/it wearing a mask and holding a sign that said, “flu shots $19.98.” I said, “Pushing poisons today, I see.” He/she/it gave me the stink eye but I didn’t get the full effect ‘cause of the mask. I don’t care, I am totally out of fucks to give.
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Costco were mask Nazi’s in 2020! I wouldn’t go in the place!
Yep. I was a vendor there during that time. Saw a bunch of stupid shit.
Once a man picked up a 32" PC monitor, no cart. Just walking holding it by the sides, mask slips below nose.
"SIR! SIR! SIR! SIR! YOU HAVE TO LIFT YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE!" says some little shit that finally got to tell someone what to do for the first time in its life.
While the dudes literally not hands free. Guy just bends down, places monitor on the ground, makes adjustment and picks it back up.
I always wished he would have dropped it on the ground from waist high, and fixed his mask, then just grabbed another off the shelf, due to the alarming tone.
That would have been a classic...we stopped going there because of that policy.