From the article: Oklahoma City area schools show many students below grade level in math, reading, science
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The Wall Street Journal reports that statewide in Illinois, in 2019, only 36% of all third grade students could read at grade level. Parents may not grasp how bad things are when students are promoted from grade to grade even as their education is left behind. In Decatur, 97.3% of teachers were rated “excellent” or “proficient” in 2017, according to the Illinois State Board of Education. In 2018 that number was 99.7%. This year 100% of Chicago teachers were evaluated as excellent or proficient. The students are failing but the teachers are great? That contradiction shows the system is corrupt as well as incompetent.
Bullshit. You know which part of your post I'm talking about. The "Paula the penis" part. Why couldn't you post the lower article by itself? Why did you have to include the satire one on top?
OP you better mark this as a shitpost! This is a satire article! Don't you dare try to pass this as real!
From the article: Oklahoma City area schools show many students below grade level in math, reading, science
and
The Wall Street Journal reports that statewide in Illinois, in 2019, only 36% of all third grade students could read at grade level. Parents may not grasp how bad things are when students are promoted from grade to grade even as their education is left behind. In Decatur, 97.3% of teachers were rated “excellent” or “proficient” in 2017, according to the Illinois State Board of Education. In 2018 that number was 99.7%. This year 100% of Chicago teachers were evaluated as excellent or proficient. The students are failing but the teachers are great? That contradiction shows the system is corrupt as well as incompetent.
Doesn't look like satire to me.
Bullshit. You know which part of your post I'm talking about. The "Paula the penis" part. Why couldn't you post the lower article by itself? Why did you have to include the satire one on top?
Actually, it's included in the article's post link.
They copied it from a satire website...