Guess who's birthday it is, today! HILLARY! That's right! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY! You will never, ever, ever be President!
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No shit? It's her birthday today? Well la-dee-da. Well, I have a birthday joke for you:
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles upon Aladdin's lamp. He knows the drill, so he picks it up and rubs it. The genie pops out and says "look, pal, I've been doing this shit for a thousand years and I'm gonna retire. You get one wish, that's it." So the guy ponders for a moment and says "Hey, that's cool, I'll take it!" The genie says "Okay, shoot." So the guy says "I want to wake up tomorrow next to three celebrity women." Poof! The next thing he knows, it's tomorrow and he wakes up and is lying next to Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. And, his penis is missing, his knee is throbbing, and Hillary asks him "What difference would it make if you had any health care coverage?"
Crickets.....lol.
Okay...You got my funny bone to work...AND I still have my penis!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
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