I just mentioned this earlier today on another post about Fetterwoman. I've seen a lot of guys that age try to pull off a Lavey look. Bald with a dark goatee, usually without the mustache, and shitty tattoos and dark clothing. I used to work with a guy who looked EXACTLY like Fetterwoman and I avoided him like the plague. He was a slimy, liberal creep.

They say you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but sometimes, one look tells you everything.

WHOA! Those are some nasty looking eyes.

Uncle Fester

Lurch.

I think you just solved the mystery of Fetterman’s lump. It’s Lavay!