326 Not to datefag, but if tomorrow Trump says "The storm is upon us" I may break down crying at this point. 🤡 FUTURE 🤡 posted 1 year ago by Deplorable_Doofus 1 year ago by Deplorable_Doofus +327 / -1 That is all. 100 comments share 100 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I will literally crap my pants! (At 71 would be no surprise to me anyway!) Kek
3 rules of aging
Never trust a fart
Never pass up an opportunity to take a piss
Never waste an erection, even if you're by yourself
The first two I understand, The last one is but a vague memory! KEK
I was in my 20s when an old salty guy at Boeing told me these. I didn't understand ANY of them properly at that point. LOL.
Give it time! KEK