1 California Declares New Nov. 24 Statewide Holiday 'ThanksGavin'

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-declares-new-nov-26-statewide-holiday-thanksgavin

2 10 Ways To Make Your Thanksgiving More Historically Accurate

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-make-your-thanksgiving-more-historically-accurate

3 Tension At First Thanksgiving As One Pilgrim Wears ‘Make America Great Someday’ Hat

https://babylonbee.com/news/tension-at-first-thanksgiving-as-one-pilgrim-wears-make-america-great-someday-hat

4 FBI Closely Monitoring Gathering Of Christian Nationalists

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-closely-monitoring-gathering-of-christian-nationalists

5 New Disney CEO Promises To Make Child Grooming Slightly Less Obvious

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disney-ceo-promises-to-make-child-grooming-slightly-less-obvious

6 10 Totally Unreasonable Work Expectations Musk Is Implementing At Twitter

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-totally-unreasonable-work-expectations-musk-is-implementing-at-twitter

7 Top 10 Christmas Gift Ideas For The Joe Biden Fan In Your Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-christmas-gift-ideas-for-the-joe-biden-fan-in-your-life

8 Qatar Authorities Throw U.S. Soccer Team Off Top Of Building

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-soccer-team-thrown-off-top-of-building-for-wearing-rainbow-jerseys-on-the-field

9 CBS News Officially Confirms That Lincoln Has Been Shot

https://babylonbee.com/news/cbs-news-officially-confirms-that-lincoln-has-been-shot

10 Man With 74 Things To Do Settles For Doing Nothing

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-with-74-things-to-do-settles-for-doing-nothing

...Don't Worry...

...Bee Happy...

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