Totally her fault. According to recent infomercials, she must have been fat, previous heart condition, Plak, other medication, stress, a bruise on her thigh, bad skin care, right knee bruise, shoulder injury, receding hairline, bad diet, diabetes, freckles, too much sun, indigestion, the Singularity, organ transplants, too many electromagnetic rays, a blister on her big toe, she had a dog, she had a cat, she had a husband, she refused to stay indoors, the aliens wanted her ... she will be back soon.