138 Canadian Life Alert Just Euthanizes You When You Push The Button (babylonbee.com) 🐴BEE SHITPOST 💩 posted 1 year ago by ashlanddog 1 year ago by ashlanddog +138 / -0 Canadian Life Alert Just Euthanizes You When You Push The Button OTTAWA — The Canadian Medical System has officially rolled out its own "Life Alert" which provides immediate, medically-assisted death to geriatric patients who push the button. 15 comments share 15 comments share save hide report block hide replies
You know things are messed up when you can’t tell if it’s a Bee article or real…
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