Just got an email for DJT trying to get $$ with that as the headline. I tried to be annoyed but you know I’m here for it.

Im sitting at a fancy farm-to-table restaurant in NYC asking myself how I agreed to go on vacation to a big city. The ever present impending doom of societal collapse is making it hard for me to enjoy this overpriced bottle of wine. I don’t know how I’m going to get back to the rest of my family if an emp in a spy balloon takes out the power grid or an alien invasion ground all commercial flights.

Hold the line!!